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Saturday, 21 November 2009
Laserquit? What the lol? "We'll shoot lasers at your addiction and you'll be cured!" Forgive me for being skeptical...

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Someone want to bring me some fish and chips? I'm hungry and stick in the shop until 4 :(

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Thursday, 19 November 2009
Dear ABC.net.au's iView department, would it really kill you to mention that your service now requires port 1935. I want my evening back.

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Tuesday, 17 November 2009
I've decided that systems that do not offer "right-click -> write to disc" methods of optical disc burning are teh suck.

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Sunday, 15 November 2009
PSA: I am boring. Or so I'm told from someone who started following me 2 mins ago.

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Saturday, 14 November 2009
WHOA! #RMS acknowledges the "virgins" incident at #gcds http://ping.fm/uCml6

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Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Just love being told that I'm toxic for being on the receiving end of a hurt and daring to expect common courtesy in the form of an apology.

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Tuesday, 10 November 2009
OMG! Someone posted a comment on a blog post! Quick! Trollumnists to the presses!

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Monday, 9 November 2009
once again been screwed over by tardy sydney buses. shop will open late. Sooo need my car back

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RNSH has lost my xrays #fail

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Wednesday, 4 November 2009
i broke my car. FML

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Tuesday, 27 October 2009
Dear Inkscape, please fix your line scaling algorithm thingie that leaves me with out-of-proportion semi-shrunk lines. No love, Mel.

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Friday, 23 October 2009
Well, we survived the @elxcomau relaunch. If you missed today's fun, come say hi tomorrow. Hours are 10-6 tues-sat (later thurs).

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Monday, 19 October 2009
MikeeUSA's code forked, stabbed with a coding standards fork, and now available with extra ponies. Too much lol. http://is.gd/4rsxb

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Wednesday, 14 October 2009
I would like to order a keyboard with a sarcasm mark. Oh, while you're at it, add a new any key. I can never find the other one!

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Monday, 12 October 2009
Oh crap. MikeeUSA (http://ping.fm/alllP) is in full swing again, invading the linuxchix server :(

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Sunday, 4 October 2009
Just got asked by someone about linux app devs because im wearing an ubuntu tshirt. Anyone in sydney after adhoc contractual app dev gigs?

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Wednesday, 30 September 2009
Dear HP, I ordered netbooks with Linux on them. The distributor's invoice says "Linux OS". Why are these booting Windows? No love, Mel.

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Thursday, 24 September 2009
Being an inlander, I am deriving much amusement from yesterday's apocaly^Wduststorm and today's "zomg! dirt! must wash car! eek!"

By elkbuntu 1 month, 4 weeks ago Add Comment
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
'scuze me. who replaced my air with South Australia's topsoil? Could they go jump in a bee hive plzkthx.

By elkbuntu 2 months ago Add Comment

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